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Tom Turns 70

  • The Kerr House 5415 Old Taylor Mill Road Taylor Mill, KY, 41015 United States (map)
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Join us on the Fourth of July to celebrate America's Independence and God's gift to this earth – the man, the myth, the legend – Thomas Robert Kerr, who is turning 70 years old in July (yes, you read that right!).

Even though he's now a very old man and has no ankle bones or cartilage, he still magically likes to play sports. To that end, we will hold a sports tournament in his honor. Come prepared with a swimsuit, towel, sunscreen and some athletic clothing and shoes as we will be competing in swimming, HORSE, corn hole, and a fun new game called 'Nuke Em', amongst others. Top Prize is respect.

The party starts at 2:00pm and ends when someone is injured by wayward fireworks. All snacks, appetizers, and an American picnic-style dinner will be provided with classic items like pulled pork barbecue, potato salad, casseroles, baked beans and all the fixins. Birthday cake to follow. 

2:00pm Party Starts
3:00pm Sports Tourney Begins
6:30pm Dinner
8:00pm Cake & Birthday Wishes
9:30pm Fireworks

Rude cards welcomed. But in all seriousness, we are excited to celebrate our dear husband and father with our family! Can't wait to see you all-

Love, 
Janice, Julie, Jenny & Jill

Special Note: Due to the ongoing outbreak of COVID-19, we will remain outdoors and keep socially distant as much as possible. If it is looking like a total rain out, we will reschedule for the following day, July 5th. If only light rain is predicted, we will attempt to still have the party and may put up a tent and use the screened-in porch, We will update everyone as the situation changes.

No need to bring a dish! Food and drinks provided